
CATEGORIES/NOMINATIONS UPDATE:
There are currently 60 odd categories and we're trying to whittle them down – which will be done with the nomination process - but they are definitely interesting (y’all are some sick azz peoples)!
For the final voting process (mid-April), there needs to be a minimum of 4 Crusaders nominated to keep a category. Please send your nominations to: crusadeawards@thecrusade.net or to me directly via PM on or before April 10, 2005.
Fair warning: Your online/cyber peers have and will get into the 'spirit' of these awards... take it all in stride and keep it moving. Any questions/concerns, let me know. Happy Nominating!
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Note: There will be gift bags for the Spring Crusade Awards! ---
BEEF AWARDS Best Arguing Duo
Best Beef on The Crusade
Best Beef Sideliners
Biggest Bullies
Co-Ed Beef of the Year
Female to Female Beef of the Year
Grow the F*** Up Award
Male to Male Beef of the Year
Switch Sider Award (For the member with the most spontaneous, left field personal attacks)
The “Get Off the Fence and Pick A Side Award” (To the most neutral member during debates/beefs)
The Instigator Award
SEX, LIES & THE CRUSADE AWARDS Closest Homosexual Award
Cyber Vixen Award
Most Likely to send a picture of their genitalia via PM
Sexually Frustrated Poster – Male
Sexually Frustrated Poster – Female
The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Male Member on the Board” Award
The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Female Member on the Board” Award
“Wanna be a Player but Probably Doesn’t Get Any” Award
ME, MYSELF & I/”I’M IN THE BIZ’ AWARDS Always Riding Someone’s Coattails Poster
Best Newbie to make a Major Impact on The Crusade
Coolest Crusader
Craziest Crusader – Male or Female
Crusade Slang Award
Female Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Hottest Signature
I-Know-My-Pics-Are-Big-But-So-What Award
Imma Hustler Imma Imma Hustler Award
King of the Spring Crusade Awards
Male Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Most Ignored Poster
Most Informative Poster
Most Likely to be a Record Executive
Most Productive in their Career
Mr. Anonymous 2005
Ms. Anonymous 2005
Power Broker of the Year (Crusader who pushed their project the hardest)
Queen of the Spring Crusade Awards
Shyest Crusader
The “Damn I’m Feeling Myself Award” (For the Member that put his/her picture in their Signature/Avatar)
The “You Need to Take a Weed Hiatus and Dry Out for a Month, Homie Award” (For the Member that needs an intervention)
The Foulest Mouth of the Quarter
The “Old Head” Award (Crusade Member who has been a part of the board a long time)
The “Tommy” Award (Crusade Member who says they have a job – but do they? They’re always on the Board)
Thread With the Largest Number of Views
“Tough Titties” Award (Crusade Member who Sticks to their guns and stands up for themselves)
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FANS/SCANDALOUS et al AWARDS Best Crusade Member Rumour Started
Best Crusade Stalker
Best at Giving Advice but don’t Know What They’re Talking About
Best Groupie Story
Best at Playing Themselves on the Board
Fan Club President Poster
Fan Site Poster of the Year (site links)
Keeping It Real Award (Straight Talk)
“Kill Whitey” Poster
Least Likely to Succeed off of The Crusade
Most Likely to be Fired for Obscene Posts
Star Search Reject (For the One Hoping to get Discovered on The Crusade)
The “Stop Directing Us to Your Corny Azz Website Full of Wack Beats, Fake Rappers & Singers” Award
The Prestigious “Y U Lion” Award (For the Member with the most B.S. Industry story about who they know)
The Sybil Multi-Alias Award (For the Member with the most Split Personalities)
The STFU (Shut the F*** Up) Award (For the Member whose posts are sheer nonsense. They add nothing to the discussions and/or leave the readers with the ** expression)
The Texas Instruments© “Speak But Can’t Spell” Award (For the Most Illiterate Poster
The “Bag Lady” Award (For the Woman with mad issues – i.e. All Men are Dogs, Gay, etc)
The “Bag Man” Award (For the Man with mad issues – i.e. All Women are Gold diggers, Bitter, etc)
The Kanye West© “My S**t Don’t Stink” Award
The “Name Dropper” Award (For the Member who no matter the topic, find a way of dropping the name of someone they met or know)
White Token Award
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