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Tea H See

Apr 21 2006, 10:12 AM

Why did I have to step over shit to get to work this morning?

And when I say "shit" I mean literal human feces, which was sitting on the stairs INSIDE of my building between the 3rd and 2nd floors. If I hadn't smelled it first I would have stepped in it since it was in the middle of the steps.

I mean, how do fix your mind to sit down INSIDE of a buliding and literally SHIT onto the middle of a staircase that men, women, and children use on a daily basis??? Even a dog doesn't do such a thing. The lowest, mangiest cur will at least use the sidewalk, the grass, the fucking park across the street! If I hear another one of these mofos who sit around on the benches all day talk about the White man....

Fuck niggas and fuck the "hood"! I can't wait until I close on my condo and can leave these people to wallow in their own degradation.

I can't even be mad.

AprilRenae

Apr 21 2006, 10:25 AM

Well, I too have unfortunately come across this situation. I was visiting a friend at an apt. complex that is mostly occuppied by mexicans. So I'm thirsty and decide to get a coke from the machine which is in the laundry room of the apartments. What in the fuck would posses someone to squat next to a coke machine and take a shit?? Some thing is really wrong with people.

BILL COSBY

Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

lawcutie

Apr 21 2006, 10:39 AM

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:12 AM)

Why did I have to step over shit to get to work this morning?

And when I say "shit" I mean literal human feces, which was sitting on the stairs INSIDE of my building between the 3rd and 2nd floors. If I hadn't smelled it first I would have stepped in it since it was in the middle of the steps.

I mean, how do fix your mind to sit down INSIDE of a buliding and literally SHIT onto the middle of a staircase that men, women, and children use on a daily basis??? Even a dog doesn't do such a thing. The lowest, mangiest cur will at least use the sidewalk, the grass, the fucking park across the street! If I hear another one of these mofos who sit around on the benches all day talk about the White man....

Fuck niggas and fuck the "hood"! I can't wait until I close on my condo and can leave these people to wallow in their own degradation.

I can't even be mad.

Ay! That is straight N-A-S-T-Y!! You should be mad at that. Good luck at closing! I hope that comes through for you... quick!

EDIT: Bill, you're stoopid!

Tea H See

Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

BILL COSBY

Apr 21 2006, 11:00 AM

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

AprilRenae

Apr 21 2006, 11:07 AM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

good question..

i guess i just assumed.

Tea H See

Apr 21 2006, 11:22 AM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:00 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

I guess there is the remote possibility it was dog shit. But where the shit was only a dog being directed by a human would shit there. So it really makes no difference does it?

nacho.avg..

Apr 21 2006, 11:27 AM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:00 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

^^GET A DOG^^GAIN KNOWLEDGE NEEDED TO POSE SUCH A QUESTION

NO NOTHING ASS NIGGA

BILL COSBY

Apr 21 2006, 11:28 AM

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 11:22 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:00 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

I guess there is the remote possibility it was dog shit. But where the shit was only a dog being directed by a human would shit there. So it really makes no difference does it?

SO LET'S RECAP.

YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT WETHER HE SHIT IS DOG SHIT OR HUMAN SHIT DO YOU?

BUT AT FIRST YOU ASSUMED THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT DID YOU NOT! YES OR NO?

BASED ON YOUR TESTIMONY, YOU HAD NO REAL 'SOLID' EVIDENCE ABOUT THE SOURCE OR CHARACTERISTICS OF THE SHIT. NO RECOLLECTION IF THERE WERE GRAINDS OR PEANUTS IN IT OR ANYTHING.

SO BASED ON THOSE ASSUMPTIONS, YOU CONCLUDED THAT THE SHIT BELONGED TO PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN THAT BUILDING DID YOU NOT?

ELOCIN

Apr 21 2006, 11:36 AM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:00 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

I laughed out loud on this one.

BILL COSBY

Apr 21 2006, 11:38 AM

QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Apr 21 2006, 11:36 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:00 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

I laughed out loud on this one.

GoodieGoddess

Apr 21 2006, 01:38 PM

This is why I hate buildings. Hate it when you have to be subjected to other pple's nastiness.

IN my BF building, they stay with something nasty in the halls and on the damn steps. I swear for a few months it smelled like they were hiding a dead body in the broom closet.

He lives in harlem, and they have the nerve to put up condos on that nasty ass rat infested block and ask for half a million.

Hollywood Cole

Apr 21 2006, 02:06 PM

sorry yo, that bran muffin kicked in at the wrong moment.

SeeLaH

Apr 21 2006, 03:06 PM

QUOTE (Hollywood Cole @ Apr 21 2006, 02:06 PM)

sorry yo, that bran muffin kicked in at the wrong moment.

u are officially the worst. You got me peeing over here!!

Tea H See

Apr 21 2006, 03:44 PM

QUOTE (Hollywood Cole @ Apr 21 2006, 02:06 PM)

sorry yo, that bran muffin kicked in at the wrong moment.

Tea H See

Apr 21 2006, 03:54 PM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:28 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 11:22 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:00 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

I guess there is the remote possibility it was dog shit. But where the shit was only a dog being directed by a human would shit there. So it really makes no difference does it?

SO LET'S RECAP.

YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT WETHER HE SHIT IS DOG SHIT OR HUMAN SHIT DO YOU?

BUT AT FIRST YOU ASSUMED THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT DID YOU NOT! YES OR NO?

BASED ON YOUR TESTIMONY, YOU HAD NO REAL 'SOLID' EVIDENCE ABOUT THE SOURCE OR CHARACTERISTICS OF THE SHIT. NO RECOLLECTION IF THERE WERE GRAINDS OR PEANUTS IN IT OR ANYTHING.

SO BASED ON THOSE ASSUMPTIONS, YOU CONCLUDED THAT THE SHIT BELONGED TO PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN THAT BUILDING DID YOU NOT?

Nigga I know it was human shit; there was no need for assumptions or examinations to eliminate any reasonable doubt.

If you think it's acceptable for dogs, humans or any other mammal to be shitting on the interior steps of a 6-story building, then I guess you're not as far removed from your native land as you think. Oh wait, the huts don't come that tall in your proud homeland do they?

erban

Apr 22 2006, 04:08 AM

If the building is mostly populated by a certain ethnicity, perhaps it was someone of another ethnicity that shitted on the steps, as an insult to the people who live there. People have same crazy ways of showing their hatred toward others.

FromNytoLa

Apr 22 2006, 08:42 AM

LOL @ this thread and the variety of responses.

I actually ran into this scenario on a crowded 4 train the other day. A long turd was strategically placed on the seat.

Me & the white man were talking and he said, "NOW I've seen it all."

About 20 people screamed in pure terror as this lady got onto the train and almost sat there . . . as she was about to sit, the screams scared the beejezus out of her.

I would have never shared this story if the original poster of this thread did not start it.

BILL COSBY

Apr 22 2006, 09:55 AM

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 03:54 PM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:28 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 11:22 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:00 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

I guess there is the remote possibility it was dog shit. But where the shit was only a dog being directed by a human would shit there. So it really makes no difference does it?

SO LET'S RECAP.

YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT WETHER HE SHIT IS DOG SHIT OR HUMAN SHIT DO YOU?

BUT AT FIRST YOU ASSUMED THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT DID YOU NOT! YES OR NO?

BASED ON YOUR TESTIMONY, YOU HAD NO REAL 'SOLID' EVIDENCE ABOUT THE SOURCE OR CHARACTERISTICS OF THE SHIT. NO RECOLLECTION IF THERE WERE GRAINDS OR PEANUTS IN IT OR ANYTHING.

SO BASED ON THOSE ASSUMPTIONS, YOU CONCLUDED THAT THE SHIT BELONGED TO PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN THAT BUILDING DID YOU NOT?

Nigga I know it was human shit; there was no need for assumptions or examinations to eliminate any reasonable doubt.

If you think it's acceptable for dogs, humans or any other mammal to be shitting on the interior steps of a 6-story building, then I guess you're not as far removed from your native land as you think. Oh wait, the huts don't come that tall in your proud homeland do they?

HUTS DON'T COST MILLIONS

Tea H See

Apr 22 2006, 06:41 PM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 22 2006, 09:55 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 03:54 PM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:28 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 11:22 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:00 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

I guess there is the remote possibility it was dog shit. But where the shit was only a dog being directed by a human would shit there. So it really makes no difference does it?

SO LET'S RECAP.

YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT WETHER HE SHIT IS DOG SHIT OR HUMAN SHIT DO YOU?

BUT AT FIRST YOU ASSUMED THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT DID YOU NOT! YES OR NO?

BASED ON YOUR TESTIMONY, YOU HAD NO REAL 'SOLID' EVIDENCE ABOUT THE SOURCE OR CHARACTERISTICS OF THE SHIT. NO RECOLLECTION IF THERE WERE GRAINDS OR PEANUTS IN IT OR ANYTHING.

SO BASED ON THOSE ASSUMPTIONS, YOU CONCLUDED THAT THE SHIT BELONGED TO PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN THAT BUILDING DID YOU NOT?

Nigga I know it was human shit; there was no need for assumptions or examinations to eliminate any reasonable doubt.

If you think it's acceptable for dogs, humans or any other mammal to be shitting on the interior steps of a 6-story building, then I guess you're not as far removed from your native land as you think. Oh wait, the huts don't come that tall in your proud homeland do they?

HUTS DON'T COST MILLIONS

Touché

BILL COSBY

Apr 23 2006, 08:09 AM

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 22 2006, 06:41 PM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 22 2006, 09:55 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 03:54 PM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:28 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 11:22 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 11:00 AM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

I guess there is the remote possibility it was dog shit. But where the shit was only a dog being directed by a human would shit there. So it really makes no difference does it?

SO LET'S RECAP.

YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT WETHER HE SHIT IS DOG SHIT OR HUMAN SHIT DO YOU?

BUT AT FIRST YOU ASSUMED THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT DID YOU NOT! YES OR NO?

BASED ON YOUR TESTIMONY, YOU HAD NO REAL 'SOLID' EVIDENCE ABOUT THE SOURCE OR CHARACTERISTICS OF THE SHIT. NO RECOLLECTION IF THERE WERE GRAINDS OR PEANUTS IN IT OR ANYTHING.

SO BASED ON THOSE ASSUMPTIONS, YOU CONCLUDED THAT THE SHIT BELONGED TO PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN THAT BUILDING DID YOU NOT?

Nigga I know it was human shit; there was no need for assumptions or examinations to eliminate any reasonable doubt.

If you think it's acceptable for dogs, humans or any other mammal to be shitting on the interior steps of a 6-story building, then I guess you're not as far removed from your native land as you think. Oh wait, the huts don't come that tall in your proud homeland do they?

HUTS DON'T COST MILLIONS

Touché

dimendaruff2

Apr 24 2006, 12:57 PM

QUOTE (Hollywood Cole @ Apr 21 2006, 02:06 PM)

sorry yo, that bran muffin kicked in at the wrong moment.

FOLKS

Apr 24 2006, 08:09 PM

QUOTE (FromNytoLa @ Apr 22 2006, 08:42 AM)

LOL @ this thread and the variety of responses.

I actually ran into this scenario on a crowded 4 train the other day. A long turd was strategically placed on the seat.

Me & the white man were talking and he said, "NOW I've seen it all."

About 20 people screamed in pure terror as this lady got onto the train and almost sat there . . . as she was about to sit, the screams scared the beejezus out of her.

I would have never shared this story if the original poster of this thread did not start it.

i was waiting in line at a check cashing spot, some people were letting their baby role around and play on the dirty floor and the baby sh**ted on the floor and the staff did not clean it up. people stayed in line and were stepping over it, lol

deka

Apr 27 2006, 10:36 AM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 12:00 PM)

QUOTE (Tea H See @ Apr 21 2006, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Apr 21 2006, 10:33 AM)

HOW DO YALL KNOW THAT IT'S HUMAN SHIT AND NOT DOG SHIT?

WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS?

Man, I know the difference.

I MEAN BUT HOW?

DID IT HAVE PEANUTS, CORNS OR PISTACHIO SHELLS IN IT?

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT WAS HUMAN SHIT AND NOT A BIG DOGS SHIT?

770

Apr 27 2006, 11:06 AM

QUOTE (FOLKS @ Apr 24 2006, 08:09 PM)

QUOTE (FromNytoLa @ Apr 22 2006, 08:42 AM)

LOL @ this thread and the variety of responses.

I actually ran into this scenario on a crowded 4 train the other day. A long turd was strategically placed on the seat.

Me & the white man were talking and he said, "NOW I've seen it all."

About 20 people screamed in pure terror as this lady got onto the train and almost sat there . . . as she was about to sit, the screams scared the beejezus out of her.

I would have never shared this story if the original poster of this thread did not start it.

i was waiting in line at a check cashing spot, some people were letting their baby role around and play on the dirty floor and the baby sh**ted on the floor and the staff did not clean it up. people stayed in line and were stepping over it, lol

Wow

You? At the check cashing spot? I never would have figured...

(jokes)

ELOCIN

Apr 28 2006, 08:45 AM

QUOTE (770 @ Apr 27 2006, 11:06 AM)

QUOTE (FOLKS @ Apr 24 2006, 08:09 PM)

QUOTE (FromNytoLa @ Apr 22 2006, 08:42 AM)

LOL @ this thread and the variety of responses.

I actually ran into this scenario on a crowded 4 train the other day. A long turd was strategically placed on the seat.

Me & the white man were talking and he said, "NOW I've seen it all."

About 20 people screamed in pure terror as this lady got onto the train and almost sat there . . . as she was about to sit, the screams scared the beejezus out of her.

I would have never shared this story if the original poster of this thread did not start it.

i was waiting in line at a check cashing spot, some people were letting their baby role around and play on the dirty floor and the baby sh**ted on the floor and the staff did not clean it up. people stayed in line and were stepping over it, lol

Wow

You? At the check cashing spot? I never would have figured...

(jokes)

That was the most shocking part of the story. Niggas will be niggas....but FOLKS at a check cashing spot?!?!?!?

Who Knew???????? LOL

FOLKS

May 3 2006, 04:32 PM

QUOTE (770 @ Apr 27 2006, 11:06 AM)

QUOTE (FOLKS @ Apr 24 2006, 08:09 PM)

QUOTE (FromNytoLa @ Apr 22 2006, 08:42 AM)

LOL @ this thread and the variety of responses.

I actually ran into this scenario on a crowded 4 train the other day. A long turd was strategically placed on the seat.

Me & the white man were talking and he said, "NOW I've seen it all."

About 20 people screamed in pure terror as this lady got onto the train and almost sat there . . . as she was about to sit, the screams scared the beejezus out of her.

I would have never shared this story if the original poster of this thread did not start it.

i was waiting in line at a check cashing spot, some people were letting their baby role around and play on the dirty floor and the baby sh**ted on the floor and the staff did not clean it up. people stayed in line and were stepping over it, lol

Wow

You? At the check cashing spot? I never would have figured...

(jokes)

i was doing some banking, lol

BIGFINEWOMAN

May 23 2006, 08:51 PM

Aw shit I can't stop laughing... Now I'm peeing

Oh So Kool

Jun 3 2006, 05:43 PM

QUOTE (BIGFINEWOMAN @ May 23 2006, 08:51 PM)

Aw shit I can't stop laughing... Now I'm peeing

A Big Fine Mess

Wsup with you?..good to see you around