| QUOTE (Johnny Neumatic @ Nov 10 2005, 01:54 PM) |
| I had Choral Conditioning in College with the Concert Choir. |
| QUOTE (Johnny Neumatic @ Nov 10 2005, 01:54 PM) |
1. Alot of times, to be brief, I have found it hard being both handsome and vocally gifted (I say that without being funny or nothing...no really)... 2. I had a bad experience the other night... 3. and it was deep because I was invited initially... 4. when I get there I see familiar faces.. 5. I mean I had Choral Conditioning in College 6. So imagine how a nigga feels...the new guy...I know I got talent..and with the right director/molder 7. But cats was in there sizing a nigga up, 8. When we first started I let out a ill note.. 9. Usually I need about 10 mins..of build up |
| QUOTE (Damon X @ Nov 11 2005, 09:54 AM) | ||
Yo Sly that's true, I'm just "bustin' his chops" |
| QUOTE (Damon X @ Nov 10 2005, 10:12 PM) |
| Bill Cosby is the truth Fools need to put the "What The Fuck" picture in this candy ass post. I could just imagine "Choral conditioning" I knew John wasn't the only nigga tip-toeing in the tulips with tap dance shoes on. And he thinks by using some "grimy thug nigga" lingo mixed in will keep his masculinity in check, this nigga is a fruit chew (Now you know he is gonna be mad and really come and try to dis those who speak ill of him...................) |
| QUOTE (slyscorpiomoon @ Nov 11 2005, 09:58 AM) | ||||
Word Damon...I agree, the whole post is BANANAS! Sorry J-Neu...you put yourself on blast. |
| QUOTE (Johnny Neumatic @ Nov 12 2005, 10:50 AM) |
| Damon X: Mere words can't express how corny you are right now.. If I had to argue about this bullsh*t that you spitting in here...then I would.. but I don't..so I won't... So in short...take my balls out your mouth..and move on... I typed what I did from the heart...because I am sadly coming to find out that black people are some of the most crab like, one track minded, indians with no chief....type of individuals that you will ever meet in this biz.. I have nothing to prove to anyone on the crusade or at a "vocal coaching". The class was called "choral conditioning"...it was extra credit...from the college I graduated from with a bachelor's in English... How many of our posters here are even talented or college graduates? Bill Cosby, Damon and the forever on my sack Acevac are cut from the same nut-stained cloth....thank you for playing gents...and I hope a bus finds you at an intersection post haste... |
| QUOTE (Damon X @ Nov 12 2005, 11:40 AM) | ||
Fruit Chew, listen here son Again you have to admit that your post was very homosexual in nature. I think since you noticed the positive feedback from me, Ace, Bill, and our sister Sly, you felt so fuckin GHEY, that you had to erase your fuckin post, due to the fact that the responses were not what you were hoping. And as far as your comments, I wonder why you use so many homosexual references. I mean I'm cut from the same cloth as the Supreme Being (Blackman from Asia) and I know who the tru and living God is and hope strive to His perfection, but since this is just a forum, I'm just having a little fun and your comical expense. I know my penis is big, but it has no inkling whatsoever to meet your choral conditioned mouthpiece. The mouthpiece of a sister would do just fine. Also the only nut-stained cloth I'm familiar with is the dress that Monica was wearing in the White House. Oh, and also the stains on your moms, auntie, and grandmom's garments when they couldn't swallow all my "soldiers." Based on your replies, I guess you know a little bit about the ingestion and digestion of semen |

| QUOTE (Damon X @ Nov 12 2005, 11:40 AM) |
| Fruit Chew |
| QUOTE (acevac @ Nov 12 2005, 09:29 PM) |
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| QUOTE (acevac @ Nov 15 2005, 05:23 PM) |
| Well actually GayNue aka "Soft Chew" Essoill is featured in their quarterly issue amonst the greats you see below. But keep up the "fan club" posts soft chew........ |
| QUOTE (FOLKS @ Nov 15 2005, 07:16 PM) | ||
congrats dude - |
| QUOTE (Froglips @ Nov 16 2005, 11:17 AM) |
| Yo that Fruit Chew ish is Classic! |
| QUOTE (Hollywood Cole @ Nov 16 2005, 02:37 PM) |
| dog it is hard being handsome. |
| QUOTE (Damon X @ Nov 16 2005, 05:57 PM) |
| I was just typing to this fool and for some reason the term FRUIT CHEW, just manifested and like the God I am and the God I will be my mere thoughts, transcribed into words and now became flesh. Then the homie ACE, actually post a real candy called Fruit Chew. Just think hard (and believe me no pun intended) on the outside (which explains his internet thug persona), but just soft, sweet and full of fruit flavor in the middle (just like Johnny Boy). I can just imagine this fool in the booth, with his shirt unbuttoned, candles and this fool breaks down singing (with Ace and crew looking like "What the fuck?") "Forever my nigga..................it's like a dreeeeaaaaaamm/I'm grabbin your ass, droppin to my knees, cuz I gots that choral conditioniiiiinnnnggg" NOW WONDER ESSOILL GOT RID OF HIS CANDY ASS, THIS FOOL IS OOZING CORN SYRUP AND X-TRA GLUCOSE |
| QUOTE (Damon X @ Nov 16 2005, 05:57 PM) |
| I was just typing to this fool and for some reason the term FRUIT CHEW, just manifested and like the God I am and the God I will be my mere thoughts, transcribed into words and now became flesh. Then the homie ACE, actually post a real candy called Fruit Chew. Just think hard (and believe me no pun intended) on the outside (which explains his internet thug persona), but just soft, sweet and full of fruit flavor in the middle (just like Johnny Boy). I can just imagine this fool in the booth, with his shirt unbuttoned, candles and this fool breaks down singing (with Ace and crew looking like "What the fuck?") "Forever my nigga..................it's like a dreeeeaaaaaamm/I'm grabbin your ass, droppin to my knees, cuz I gots that choral conditioniiiiinnnnggg" NOW WONDER ESSOILL GOT RID OF HIS CANDY ASS, THIS FOOL IS OOZING CORN SYRUP AND X-TRA GLUCOSE |

| QUOTE (acevac @ Nov 16 2005, 07:34 PM) |
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| QUOTE (Damon X @ Nov 16 2005, 07:54 PM) | ||
Yo Ace.............you just Checkmated that fool (hook, line, and sinker). And just imagine this fool is biting his bottom lip standing in front of a mall restaurant with Corn Dogs!!! That is very Fruit chewidish indeed. |
| QUOTE (brooklynchicalette2 @ Nov 15 2005, 12:52 PM) |
| Not for nothing.. this is hilarious.. Dork Magazine is legit .. we have our very own J*Davey ala PMidi and now ESSOILL.. comeon man-- at least let it be sensible hate |
| QUOTE (Hollywood Cole @ Nov 16 2005, 02:37 PM) |
| dog it is hard being handsome. |
| QUOTE (Damon X @ Nov 16 2005, 07:54 PM) | ||
Yo Ace.............you just Checkmated that fool (hook, line, and sinker). And just imagine this fool is biting his bottom lip standing in front of a mall restaurant with Corn Dogs!!! That is very Fruit chewidish indeed. |
| QUOTE (Damon X @ Nov 16 2005, 05:57 PM) |
| I was just typing to this fool and for some reason the term FRUIT CHEW, just manifested and like the God I am and the God I will be my mere thoughts, transcribed into words and now became flesh. Then the homie ACE, actually post a real candy called Fruit Chew. Just think hard (and believe me no pun intended) on the outside (which explains his internet thug persona), but just soft, sweet and full of fruit flavor in the middle (just like Johnny Boy). I can just imagine this fool in the booth, with his shirt unbuttoned, candles and this fool breaks down singing (with Ace and crew looking like "What the fuck?") "Forever my nigga..................it's like a dreeeeaaaaaamm/I'm grabbin your ass, droppin to my knees, cuz I gots that choral conditioniiiiinnnnggg" NOW WONDER ESSOILL GOT RID OF HIS CANDY ASS, THIS FOOL IS OOZING CORN SYRUP AND X-TRA GLUCOSE |
| QUOTE (acevac @ Nov 16 2005, 11:34 AM) |
| You should see dude live time ......100% fruit chew in the flesh in fact that his new theme Just like Juelz got "crack in the flesh" he has "fruit chew in the flesh" |
| QUOTE (Johnny Neumatic @ Nov 17 2005, 02:16 PM) |
| WOMAN-HIPPED brother from ATL.... |
| QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Nov 17 2005, 02:33 PM) | ||
SORRY ACE, BUT BUT HOLD UP, JNEU U BEEN LOOKING AT ACE'S HIPS? SOMEONE PLEASE LOAD UP A FRESH FRUIT CHEW PIC, DESCRIBING A DUDES HIPS DONE EARNED YOU THIS 1!! |
| QUOTE (chuckofessoill @ Nov 16 2005, 10:42 AM) |
| Nate, like we told you before. Your beef with Ace is with Ace. Now if you got beef with us, you know where we are at. Im sick of coming on here and seeing your little bitch ass talking about us. We tried to show you some love and put you on a track but it didn't work out. Cased closed. I find it funny that when you were over here you were talking all this shit. We are like the Brooklyn Outkast, we are so dope, you guys should be out right now. You said these things Nate. Now I get on The Crusade and its all this bullshit. Why don't you focus on your own endeavors instead of sitting on this computer worrying about what we are doing. And as far as album sales go. First Nate put out SOMETHING to be sold first and then you can talk to me. Ill even give you a discount on studio time because your fake jodeci r&b homothug ass is gonna need it. In closing Nate keep ESSOILL's name out your fruit chew mouth. Matter of fact Nate keep talking about us because you are our biggest cheerleader. |
| QUOTE (acevac @ Nov 16 2005, 07:34 PM) |
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| QUOTE (Johnny Neumatic @ Nov 17 2005, 02:15 PM) |
| DamonX: You are so f*cking lame son. I been here, and I'll be here when you gone. The proof is in the music. Play that other sh*t and then play my sh*t..and see which one stays with you. Period, point blank.... |