
OHHHH JELLLLYYYY, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
MY GROUP IS INTACT AND MAKING GREAT MOVES.
WAIT TILL I INTRODUCE SOMETHING REALLY REALLY BIG AS AR AS THEIR MAJOR LABEL PROJECT IN LESS THEN 3 WEEKS FROM NOW. I'M THE MARKETING WIZ KID MY BROTHA'. SHIT I ONLY REACH OUT TO YOU BEFORE CUZ YOU WERE RIGHT HERE ON THE BOARD, IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT I WOULD HAVE NEVER HEARD OF YOU. I REALIZED HOW BAD YOU SPELLED, THEN FOUND OUT YOU STEAL PICS, THEN FIND OUT THAT YOUR MAGAZINE IS REALLY-REALLY BASED IN COUNTRY ASS TEXAS, THEN NOT EVEN ON NEWS STANDS NO WHERE THAT THERE'S BLACK PEOPLE. THEN I SAW YOUR PIC, THEN I SAW YOUR WEBSITE, THEN I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU ANY BUSINESS BECAUSE I NEED YOU TO GET MOTIVATED AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL TO COMPLETE THE 7TH GRADE. THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT AND HOW MUCH THE AFFILIATION MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD IDEA. I ONLY DEAL WITH GRADE A MEDIA. NONE OF THAT TOM ARNOLD SHIT. BUT I WAS COOL ENOUGH TO GIVE ALL MY CRUSADE PEOPLE AND THEIR BUSINESSES INCLUDING YOURSELF A SHOUT OUT ON A MAJOR PROJECT THAT'S ABOUT TO HIT THE STORES IN LESS THEN 3 WEEKS. SO COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT WAR WITH THE COS. WHILE YOU OVER THURR IN TEXAS HEEEEHAWWWWING AND TRYING TO FUCK YOUR YOUR LIL COUSIN, I'M IN THE NYC MAKING BIG PARTNERSHIP MOVES WITH MAJOR COMPS AND MAJOR PEOPLE THAT YOU MOST LIKELY IDOLIZE. AND ITS STILL NOTHIN' TO ME.

CUZ YOU SEE, PEOPLE WITH A HIGH SCHOOL DEGREE + 2 COLLEGE DEGREES AND 2 SEMESTERS AWAY FROM AN MBA DEGREE, 2 YEARS FROM A PHD DEGREE AND FLUENT IN 4 LANGUAGES DON'T SWEAT SMALL TEXAS POTATOE HEADS LIKE YOU.

BUT UNTIL THEN, HOOKED ON PHONICS MY COCKASIAN BROTHA AND FEEL FREE TO SEND ME THE HOOKED-ON-PHONICS TOYS R US BILL, I GOT THAT!