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BILL COSBY

Oct 14 2005, 12:01 PM

I GOT BEEF WITH EVERY DON'T-KNOW-HOW-TO-RUN-A-BUSINESS-MOTHERFUCKAZ
THAT'S QUICK TO TAKE MONEY FOR A SERVICE BUT SLOW AS FUCK TO DELIVER.

FROM NOW ON. 50 PERCENT UP FRONT AND 50 PERCENT WHEN YOU DELIVER WHAT I DEMANDED.

(THIS IS WHY I MAKE SURE THAT FOR CERTAIN TIME SENSITIVE THINGS, I MAKE SURE THAT I ONLY DO BUSINESS WITH MEN. THAT WAY, I KNOW THAT IF THEY FUCK WITH COMPLETING THE SERVICE OR ACT WAY TO SLOW THAT I CAN SWITCH MY INNOCENT GET-AWAY-WITH-EVERYTHING CHUBBY FACE "PERSONA" INTO SOME "IMA GO KICK DOWN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DOOR EXACTLY AT THE SAME TIME I GOT ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER ACROSS TOWN KICKING DOWN YOUR MOTHERS DOOR, THAT WAY YALL HAVE SOME MOTHERFUCKING THING IN COMMON TO TALK ABOUT AND KNOW THAT I AM NOT FUCKING PLAYING WITH YOU BEING QUICK WITH MA SHIT) MOTHERFUCKAZ.

SORRY, YALL , JUST HAD TO VENT. THANK YOU HAVE A GREAT MOTHERFUCKING DAY.

jelly

Oct 14 2005, 12:36 PM

would you like some
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FOLKS

Oct 14 2005, 12:41 PM

what happended?

BILL COSBY

Oct 14 2005, 12:49 PM

QUOTE (jelly @ Oct 14 2005, 12:36 PM)

would you like some
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user posted image

HUH! HOW CORNY WAS THAT.

"WANT SOME ...CERTS?

".

JELLY DO YOU SIT IN YOUR TRAILER , BLINDFOLD YOURSELF AND REACH INTO A DUMB BOX AND RANDOMLY PULL OUT ANSWERS OUT OF IT BEFORE POSTING A RESPONSE TO A THREAD?

YOUR ANSWERS AND REACTIONS TO SOME POSTS ARE

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BILL COSBY

Oct 14 2005, 12:53 PM

QUOTE (FOLKS @ Oct 14 2005, 12:41 PM)

what happended?

HI FOLKS,
I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO SPECIFIC CUZ I'LL STILL BE USING THAT COMPANY' S SERVCIE, THEY DO A GOOD JOB BUT THEY SLOW AS FUCKKKKK.
THEY TELL YOU WILL BE DONE IN 3 DAYS AND SHIT DON'T GET TO ME FOR A WEEK AND A HALF. THAT'S COOL THO, CUZ IMA A PERSISTENT BEAST, FROM DAY 3.1HOUR IMA CALL AND CALL AND CALL, LOOK UP YOUR WHOLE FAMILIES NAME IN THE PHONE BOOK AND CALL AND CALL AND CALL, THAT SHIT USUALYY GETS THINGS MOVING FAST.

jelly

Oct 14 2005, 12:58 PM

Are you Gel'in?

Dawg .. life ain't that serious on the net ..

BILL COSBY

Oct 14 2005, 01:01 PM

QUOTE (jelly @ Oct 14 2005, 12:58 PM)

Are you Gel'in?

Dawg .. life ain't that serious on the net ..

"GEL'IN"?

MODERATOR CAN WE PLEASE FORWARD ALL OF JELLY'Z SUSPECT COMMENTS TO JOHN MCCAIN. THANK YOU!

jelly

Oct 14 2005, 01:04 PM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Oct 14 2005, 01:01 PM)

QUOTE (jelly @ Oct 14 2005, 12:58 PM)

Are you Gel'in?

Dawg .. life ain't that serious on the net ..

"GEL'IN"?

MODERATOR CAN WE PLEASE FORWARD ALL OF JELLY'Z SUSPECT COMMENTS TO JOHN MCCAIN. THANK YOU!

kick rock's ..& keep awaiting

BILL COSBY

Oct 14 2005, 01:09 PM

QUOTE (jelly @ Oct 14 2005, 01:04 PM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Oct 14 2005, 01:01 PM)

QUOTE (jelly @ Oct 14 2005, 12:58 PM)

Are you Gel'in?

Dawg .. life ain't that serious on the net ..

"GEL'IN"?

MODERATOR CAN WE PLEASE FORWARD ALL OF JELLY'Z SUSPECT COMMENTS TO JOHN MCCAIN. THANK YOU!

kick rock's ..& keep awaiting

JELLY BRO' DID YOU EVER GO TO SCHOOL?
I DON'T MEAN NO DISRESPECT, BUT DID YOU EVEN SEE 8TH GRADE?

acevac

Oct 14 2005, 01:15 PM

I feel you Bill, I have come very close to being in the Fulton Co Jail on some real life Fortune 100 business shit!!!

BILL COSBY

Oct 14 2005, 01:28 PM

QUOTE (acevac @ Oct 14 2005, 01:15 PM)

I feel you Bill, I have come very close to being in the Fulton Co Jail on some real life Fortune 100 business shit!!!

MAN WHEN I GOT INTO BUSINESS I TOLD MA WHOLE FAMILY THAT GOING TO JAIL IS JUST THE PRICE OF DOING BUSINESS. TO NEVER EVER EVER BAIL ME OUT OR PUT UP MY PROPERTIES OR THEIR PROPERTIES, THAT'S JUST PART OF DOING BUSINESS. LUCKILY I'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH THE LAW CUZ IM A GOOD GUY WHO ONLY DOES GOOD.

ONLY 2 WAYS I'LL EVER GO TO JAIL 1) EITHER IT'S CUZ I'M STUNTIN ON SOME MARKETING SHIT TO PROMOTE A PRODUCT OR 2) BECAUSE PEOPLE ACTING TOO SLOW AND GIVING ME EXCUSES LIKE "YO MY BAD BRO, MY SON IS IN THE HOSPITAL, MY MOTHER IS SICK, I HAD TO GET MY WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT" TYPE OF SHIT. BOTTOM LINE IS, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. GET A NEW FAMILY THEN! SHIT, THEY STILL LUCKY THAT THEY GOT TEETH. IT'S EITHER YOU CAN DO IT OR YOU CAN'T, JUST ROLL WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING PUNCHES AND GET MA SHIT DONE.

I AM CALM BUT SUPER AGRESSIVE DUDE WITH "NO PATIENTS AND I HATE WAITING". NOONE HAS EVER EVER EVER TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF ME AND NO ONE HAS EVER BETRAYED ME. BUT THAT BEING SLOW SHIT I JUST CAN'T STAND.

BUT ACE THE KEY THING IS TO LEARN HOW TO DO DAMAGE WITHOUT TEMPER AND VIOLENCE. THIS WAY, IT'LL HAVE MORE PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECT ON PEOPLE.

FOLKS

Oct 14 2005, 01:54 PM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Oct 14 2005, 12:53 PM)

QUOTE (FOLKS @ Oct 14 2005, 12:41 PM)

what happended?

HI FOLKS,
I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO SPECIFIC CUZ I'LL STILL BE USING THAT COMPANY' S SERVCIE, THEY DO A GOOD JOB BUT THEY SLOW AS FUCKKKKK.
THEY TELL YOU WILL BE DONE IN 3 DAYS AND SHIT DON'T GET TO ME FOR A WEEK AND A HALF. THAT'S COOL THO, CUZ IMA A PERSISTENT BEAST, FROM DAY 3.1HOUR IMA CALL AND CALL AND CALL, LOOK UP YOUR WHOLE FAMILIES NAME IN THE PHONE BOOK AND CALL AND CALL AND CALL, THAT SHIT USUALYY GETS THINGS MOVING FAST.

assuming there is a contract and the your need is obviously time sensitive, can you incorporate a timeline and a discount if they miss the deadline?

BILL COSBY

Oct 14 2005, 02:04 PM

QUOTE (FOLKS @ Oct 14 2005, 01:54 PM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Oct 14 2005, 12:53 PM)

QUOTE (FOLKS @ Oct 14 2005, 12:41 PM)

what happended?

HI FOLKS,
I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO SPECIFIC CUZ I'LL STILL BE USING THAT COMPANY' S SERVCIE, THEY DO A GOOD JOB BUT THEY SLOW AS FUCKKKKK.
THEY TELL YOU WILL BE DONE IN 3 DAYS AND SHIT DON'T GET TO ME FOR A WEEK AND A HALF. THAT'S COOL THO, CUZ IMA A PERSISTENT BEAST, FROM DAY 3.1HOUR IMA CALL AND CALL AND CALL, LOOK UP YOUR WHOLE FAMILIES NAME IN THE PHONE BOOK AND CALL AND CALL AND CALL, THAT SHIT USUALYY GETS THINGS MOVING FAST.

assuming there is a contract and the your need is obviously time sensitive, can you incorporate a timeline and a discount if they miss the deadline?

THIS IS NOT A SITUATION THAT NEEDED A CONTRACT. PLUS IT'S NOT TIME SENSITIVE BUT ONCE A PERSON TELLS ME THAT I WILL HAVE MY STUFF ON OR BY A SPECIFIC DAY THEN I'M COUNTING DOWN. BUT EVERYTHING IS COOL NOW. I HANDLED IT 15 MINUTES AGO.ITS ON ITS WAY RIGHT NOW, THRU THE RAIN.

Hollywood Cole

Oct 14 2005, 02:48 PM

true story:

my lil bro performed a service for a neighborhood cat, not much coupla hundred owed, kid ducks him for weeks and weeks finally lil bro goes to dudes house, kicks the door until...Positive K (!) answers who's a relative of the the kid who owed..

K: Yeah
lil Bro (out of breath) "YO I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DID AND I DON"T GIVE A FUCK TELL YOUR LITTLE COUSIN TO GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY"

he got paid shortly thereafter...I'm saying story might be funnier if you know my brother who's short of temper and prone to throwing lit cigarettes at children.

damn reading that back maybe an intervnetion is necessary...

BILL COSBY

Oct 14 2005, 03:09 PM

QUOTE (Hollywood Cole @ Oct 14 2005, 02:48 PM)

lil Bro (out of breath) "YO I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DID AND I DON"T GIVE A FUCK TELL YOUR LITTLE COUSIN TO GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY"

THAT'S FUNNY. " I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I KNOW WHAT YOU DID AND I STILL DONT GIVE A FUCK PART IS CRESSIE AND FUNNY AS HELL.

FOLKS

Oct 14 2005, 03:13 PM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Oct 14 2005, 02:04 PM)

QUOTE (FOLKS @ Oct 14 2005, 01:54 PM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Oct 14 2005, 12:53 PM)

QUOTE (FOLKS @ Oct 14 2005, 12:41 PM)

what happended?

HI FOLKS,
I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO SPECIFIC CUZ I'LL STILL BE USING THAT COMPANY' S SERVCIE, THEY DO A GOOD JOB BUT THEY SLOW AS FUCKKKKK.
THEY TELL YOU WILL BE DONE IN 3 DAYS AND SHIT DON'T GET TO ME FOR A WEEK AND A HALF. THAT'S COOL THO, CUZ IMA A PERSISTENT BEAST, FROM DAY 3.1HOUR IMA CALL AND CALL AND CALL, LOOK UP YOUR WHOLE FAMILIES NAME IN THE PHONE BOOK AND CALL AND CALL AND CALL, THAT SHIT USUALYY GETS THINGS MOVING FAST.

assuming there is a contract and the your need is obviously time sensitive, can you incorporate a timeline and a discount if they miss the deadline?

THIS IS NOT A SITUATION THAT NEEDED A CONTRACT. PLUS IT'S NOT TIME SENSITIVE BUT ONCE A PERSON TELLS ME THAT I WILL HAVE MY STUFF ON OR BY A SPECIFIC DAY THEN I'M COUNTING DOWN. BUT EVERYTHING IS COOL NOW. I HANDLED IT 15 MINUTES AGO.ITS ON ITS WAY RIGHT NOW, THRU THE RAIN.

dude i use contracts even for non-financial deals in order to avoid miscommunication and incorrect expectations - but i feel you

Checkmate Muzik

Oct 21 2005, 01:54 PM

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