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SeeLaH
(after I give her a hug)


let's explain for all those confused....

I'm fasting right now. Only for a week. To cleanse my body and my mind (I have a feeling I won't be able to particpate in Ramadan). I started yesterday with only drinking water and eating apples for a couple of hours (shit, I got too hungry) but after speaking to ultra, she suggested that I get down with The Master Cleaner. So I got the book and read it.

Something in the back of my mind said, "don't start the master cleaner now" so I decided to do the cleansing aid first: put 2 teaspoons of uniodized sea salts into a cup of water and drink it. You're supposed to do this first thing in the morning, with nothing in your stomach.

Without being too digusting, I spent most of the morning in the bathroom. Diarrhea??? fugetaboutit. I had pure liquid crap coming out of me. As soon as I had enough time to take 1 bite of my apple, it calmed down. (and you'll be happy to know that I made it today without eating any meat, etc. 2 apples and plenty of wawa)

So ultra, thank you for putting me onto this but when I see you, you are going to get kicked in your clot. You should have told me to do this on the weekend. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


do you realize how scared I am to go through this process now??
Hollywood Cole
I'ma go head and nominate this for thread of the week.
ultra
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

I am SO SORRY ma....really...LOLOLOL

My bad for laughing, but that just means you REALLY need a cleaning! smile.gif

Smooches!
SeeLaH
yeah laugh it up...the black ladies were laughing at me and the cleaning lady gave me a towel just in case "I can't hold it...it's not like your ass has a bladder" laugh.gif laugh.gif dry.gif

ha ha hell!!!!

(it's all good....I really do need this cleaning and I'm going to start the Master cleaner stuff on Friday)

*hugs* laugh.gif laugh.gif
brooklynchicalette2
hands down best thread.... sorry seelah... but that shit (I mean mess) is hilarious
ultra
Yo Seelah, I just reread your first post and MA, you're supposed to drink a QUART of water with two teaspoons of sea salt, NOT A CUP! THAT'S WHY YOUR ASS WENT DOWN IN SHIT! LOL

wink.gif ohmy.gif huh.gif cool.gif biggrin.gif
LJB
Check out http://www.drnatura.com/

I’ve been on a fruit & veggie juice fast since 9/25, good luck!
erban
has anyone every had a high colonic?

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

Oh my GOD, is this really normal? Is this dude still alive?

LJB, did you to this?

At the beginning of this year I used GNC's Natural Brand Ultra Colon Care System, however, my results were nothing like this dudes. I guess I should try it again, maybe even this product.


ugh! parasites?

I read some of that website:

I'm like, would a doctor ever prescribe this or tell you these things? Does it really take you finding this out on your own? a shame. I had no idea.

Has anyone on this board ever tried this product? What were your results?
PACLUVER
QUOTE (ultra @ Oct 5 2005, 04:57 PM)
Yo Seelah, I just reread your first post and MA, you're supposed to drink a QUART of water with two teaspoons of sea salt, NOT A CUP! THAT'S WHY YOUR ASS WENT DOWN IN SHIT! LOL

wink.gif ohmy.gif huh.gif cool.gif biggrin.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
LJB
QUOTE (erban @ Oct 6 2005, 03:58 AM)
has anyone every had a high colonic?

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

Oh my GOD, is this really normal? Is this dude still alive?

LJB, did you to this?

At the beginning of this year I used GNC's Natural Brand Ultra Colon Care System, however, my results were nothing like this dudes. I guess I should try it again, maybe even this product.


ugh! parasites?

I read some of that website:

I'm like, would a doctor ever prescribe this or tell you these things? Does it really take you finding this out on your own? a shame. I had no idea.

Has anyone on this board ever tried this product? What were your results?

Yes I’m on the products now, since this is only day 12 of me using it I have not seen the extreme results that are posted on the site as of yet. I too was looking at those photos with a “what you talkin’ bout Willis face” when I saw them. I will say that I’ve seen some of the stuff that they mentioned leave my body. Being that I’ve never done a full colon cleansing before anything is possible. Western medicine practices and holistic medicine are two different disciplines that seem to disagree on each others POV IMHO. Not everyone knows this but food especially beef and pork can be in your colon for years; this is what the parasites are feeding off of. On top of that a lot of people probably do not move their bowels daily like your suppose to due to their diet that is high in carbs and protein and deficient in whole grains, fiber, etc. Unfortunately as a child I did not learn all this but now I am eating better and taking better care of myself holistically; I though that getting my yearly check-ups were just enough.

Lastly, since I’ve been on these products, on the fruit and veggie juice fast I’ve have more energy than I’ve ever had before and my ability to focus & concentrate is amazing! I plan to get a colonic for the first time sometime this month.
lawcutie
I've been wanting to try this for a while because I have never in my life cleansed my colon. I just have one question... Ok, so while you're on the products, do you have a problem with having to constantly run to the bathroom while at work? I work at a University and there is ALWAYS someone in the bathroom with you. I mean... I guess I shouldn't be embarrassed to have a bowel movement at work since it is a completely normal and natural thing to do, but... I'm just concerned because I do not want to have to run out of a meeting and pass parasites! unsure.gif So... should I try to products on a weekend where I can be stuck in the house? Any advice on whether this is appropriate to take if you don't have access to a private bathroom? (I'm almost embarrassed to be asking these questions!)
ultra
QUOTE (erban @ Oct 6 2005, 02:58 AM)
has anyone every had a high colonic?

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

Oh my GOD, is this really normal? Is this dude still alive?

LJB, did you to this?

At the beginning of this year I used GNC's Natural Brand Ultra Colon Care System, however, my results were nothing like this dudes. I guess I should try it again, maybe even this product.


ugh! parasites?

I read some of that website:

I'm like, would a doctor ever prescribe this or tell you these things? Does it really take you finding this out on your own? a shame. I had no idea.

Has anyone on this board ever tried this product? What were your results?

The salt water wash is more effective than any colonic or enema. The latter only clean part of your colon and do not reach your digestive tract. The salt water wash does, but make sure to do it correctly with a QUART of water, not a cup like my poor girl Seelah did! laugh.gif
LJB
QUOTE (lawcutie @ Oct 6 2005, 09:54 AM)
I've been wanting to try this for a while because I have never in my life cleansed my colon. I just have one question... Ok, so while you're on the products, do you have a problem with having to constantly run to the bathroom while at work? I work at a University and there is ALWAYS someone in the bathroom with you. I mean... I guess I shouldn't be embarrassed to have a bowel movement at work since it is a completely normal and natural thing to do, but... I'm just concerned because I do not want to have to run out of a meeting and pass parasites! unsure.gif So... should I try to products on a weekend where I can be stuck in the house? Any advice on whether this is appropriate to take if you don't have access to a private bathroom? (I'm almost embarrassed to be asking these questions!)

That’s what I thought before I did this as well, but this is not the case; you will not be running to the bathroom like when you take Exlax laxatives. After awhile your body will work like a timer and you will know when you are going to go. Don’t feel embarrassed, I have a friend that is all into the holistic way of life and I call her with my 3 million fasting questions. Please . . . a few months ago I did a mini fast on regular colon cleansing pills, had a sweet tooth craving moment, gave into eating Cake Man Raven’s Red Velvet cake and a few hours later had a heart attack because I saw red stuff leaving my body. . . guess who was the first person I called??? Also not everyone knows that you are suppose to eliminate food from your body several times a day and not just once a day, every other day or once a week. As a child I had a messed up diet, I did not like vegetables so I was not forced to eat them. Would you believe that I did not start to eat vegetables until I was in college and I did not start drinking mad water until my early 20’s! I would only drink water when I was thirsty from playing outside from a water fountain. It’s amazing that I was able to be a relatively healthy child growing up with my non-veggies eating & non-water drinking self.
socialb77
QUOTE (LJB @ Oct 6 2005, 09:14 AM)
QUOTE (lawcutie @ Oct 6 2005, 09:54 AM)
I've been wanting to try this for a while because I have never in my life cleansed my colon.  I just have one question... Ok, so while you're on the products, do you have a problem with having to constantly run to the bathroom while at work?  I work at a University and there is ALWAYS someone in the bathroom with you.  I mean... I guess I shouldn't be embarrassed to have a bowel movement at work since it is a completely normal and natural thing to do, but... I'm just concerned because I do not want to have to run out of a meeting and pass parasites!  unsure.gif So... should I try to products on a weekend where I can be stuck in the house?  Any advice on whether this is appropriate to take if you don't have access to a private bathroom? (I'm almost embarrassed to be asking these questions!)

That’s what I thought before I did this as well, but this is not the case; you will not be running to the bathroom like when you take Exlax laxatives. After awhile your body will work like a timer and you will know when you are going to go. Don’t feel embarrassed, I have a friend that is all into the holistic way of life and I call her with my 3 million fasting questions. Please . . . a few months ago I did a mini fast on regular colon cleansing pills, had a sweet tooth craving moment, gave into eating Cake Man Raven’s Red Velvet cake and a few hours later had a heart attack because I saw red stuff leaving my body. . . guess who was the first person I called??? Also not everyone knows that you are suppose to eliminate food from your body several times a day and not just once a day, every other day or once a week. As a child I had a messed up diet, I did not like vegetables so I was not forced to eat them. Would you believe that I did not start to eat vegetables until I was in college and I did not start drinking mad water until my early 20’s! I would only drink water when I was thirsty from playing outside from a water fountain. It’s amazing that I was able to be a relatively healthy child growing up with my non-veggies eating & non-water drinking self.

My co-worker had put me on to this product awhile ago. I read all those testimonials and got scared unsure.gif But I am re-thinking getting it b/c lord knows I need a thorough cleansing!!! Either I am going to do this or a colonic!
womeninnetworking
SeeLah - did you not opt for senna pods instead? It is a bit 'gentler' on the system....Plus you KNOW Ultra a crazy chica...LOL

-- WIN
Hollywood Cole
I don't know shit from shinola when it comes to this stuff (pun intended) but a good friend of mine used to do this regularly and then got sick...I personally would not try something like this without the advice and or consent of a health care professional.
LJB
QUOTE (socialb77 @ Oct 6 2005, 10:32 AM)
QUOTE (LJB @ Oct 6 2005, 09:14 AM)
QUOTE (lawcutie @ Oct 6 2005, 09:54 AM)
I've been wanting to try this for a while because I have never in my life cleansed my colon.  I just have one question... Ok, so while you're on the products, do you have a problem with having to constantly run to the bathroom while at work?  I work at a University and there is ALWAYS someone in the bathroom with you.  I mean... I guess I shouldn't be embarrassed to have a bowel movement at work since it is a completely normal and natural thing to do, but... I'm just concerned because I do not want to have to run out of a meeting and pass parasites!   unsure.gif So... should I try to products on a weekend where I can be stuck in the house?  Any advice on whether this is appropriate to take if you don't have access to a private bathroom? (I'm almost embarrassed to be asking these questions!)

That’s what I thought before I did this as well, but this is not the case; you will not be running to the bathroom like when you take Exlax laxatives. After awhile your body will work like a timer and you will know when you are going to go. Don’t feel embarrassed, I have a friend that is all into the holistic way of life and I call her with my 3 million fasting questions. Please . . . a few months ago I did a mini fast on regular colon cleansing pills, had a sweet tooth craving moment, gave into eating Cake Man Raven’s Red Velvet cake and a few hours later had a heart attack because I saw red stuff leaving my body. . . guess who was the first person I called??? Also not everyone knows that you are suppose to eliminate food from your body several times a day and not just once a day, every other day or once a week. As a child I had a messed up diet, I did not like vegetables so I was not forced to eat them. Would you believe that I did not start to eat vegetables until I was in college and I did not start drinking mad water until my early 20’s! I would only drink water when I was thirsty from playing outside from a water fountain. It’s amazing that I was able to be a relatively healthy child growing up with my non-veggies eating & non-water drinking self.

My co-worker had put me on to this product awhile ago. I read all those testimonials and got scared unsure.gif But I am re-thinking getting it b/c lord knows I need a thorough cleansing!!! Either I am going to do this or a colonic!

Colonic’s can’t get everything . . . remember your dealing with years of build up on your colon. I felt the same way as well when I saw those pictures. The reason why I started to fast and cleanse my colon was after a while I kept feeling sick after eating, when I was working & going to school full-time my diet was ridiculous, I was the queen of take-out and fast food. After speaking with my “holistic friend” and chatting with a woman from Trinidad that gives colonics back home I decided that I needed to do this and that my diet was what was making me sick. Additionally, my health over the past years have not been the greatest, I would constantly catch colds, they would last longer and longer, I would have the “TB cough” that would last for weeks, doctors answer for everything lately with me was to give me antibiotics which is not good. From my research I’ve learned that having a backed up colon links to acne, colds, body pains, etc.
dreadedcutiepie
this is the first thread that's managed to turn my stomach and make me laugh @ the same time...
lawcutie
QUOTE (LJB @ Oct 6 2005, 09:53 AM)
QUOTE (socialb77 @ Oct 6 2005, 10:32 AM)
QUOTE (LJB @ Oct 6 2005, 09:14 AM)
QUOTE (lawcutie @ Oct 6 2005, 09:54 AM)
I've been wanting to try this for a while because I have never in my life cleansed my colon.  I just have one question... Ok, so while you're on the products, do you have a problem with having to constantly run to the bathroom while at work?  I work at a University and there is ALWAYS someone in the bathroom with you.  I mean... I guess I shouldn't be embarrassed to have a bowel movement at work since it is a completely normal and natural thing to do, but... I'm just concerned because I do not want to have to run out of a meeting and pass parasites!   unsure.gif So... should I try to products on a weekend where I can be stuck in the house?  Any advice on whether this is appropriate to take if you don't have access to a private bathroom? (I'm almost embarrassed to be asking these questions!)

That’s what I thought before I did this as well, but this is not the case; you will not be running to the bathroom like when you take Exlax laxatives. After awhile your body will work like a timer and you will know when you are going to go. Don’t feel embarrassed, I have a friend that is all into the holistic way of life and I call her with my 3 million fasting questions. Please . . . a few months ago I did a mini fast on regular colon cleansing pills, had a sweet tooth craving moment, gave into eating Cake Man Raven’s Red Velvet cake and a few hours later had a heart attack because I saw red stuff leaving my body. . . guess who was the first person I called??? Also not everyone knows that you are suppose to eliminate food from your body several times a day and not just once a day, every other day or once a week. As a child I had a messed up diet, I did not like vegetables so I was not forced to eat them. Would you believe that I did not start to eat vegetables until I was in college and I did not start drinking mad water until my early 20’s! I would only drink water when I was thirsty from playing outside from a water fountain. It’s amazing that I was able to be a relatively healthy child growing up with my non-veggies eating & non-water drinking self.

My co-worker had put me on to this product awhile ago. I read all those testimonials and got scared unsure.gif But I am re-thinking getting it b/c lord knows I need a thorough cleansing!!! Either I am going to do this or a colonic!

Colonic’s can’t get everything . . . remember your dealing with years of build up on your colon. I felt the same way as well when I saw those pictures. The reason why I started to fast and cleanse my colon was after a while I kept feeling sick after eating, when I was working & going to school full-time my diet was ridiculous, I was the queen of take-out and fast food. After speaking with my “holistic friend” and chatting with a woman from Trinidad that gives colonics back home I decided that I needed to do this and that my diet was what was making me sick. Additionally, my health over the past years have not been the greatest, I would constantly catch colds, they would last longer and longer, I would have the “TB cough” that would last for weeks, doctors answer for everything lately with me was to give me antibiotics which is not good. From my research I’ve learned that having a backed up colon links to acne, colds, body pains, etc.

Thanks for sharing your experiences... I'm starting to gain courage and I think I'll start with the sea salt cleanse. So, Ultra/SeeLah, do you just buy the regular sea salt crystals from the grocery or do you need to buy some special type in order for this to work?

Thanks!
brooklynchicalette2
I have been getting colonics for about 3yrs now. 12 colonics should get through the entire tract. I started getting them for medical reasons but I just paced myself (I mean really pace myself) thereafter.

As for me getting on some natura razzle dazzle- after two days, I would fail.

ultra
Lawcutie, uniodized sea salt from your supermarket will do. Even ghetto ass Pathmark has some! wink.gif
SeeLaH
QUOTE (ultra @ Oct 5 2005, 04:57 PM)
Yo Seelah, I just reread your first post and MA, you're supposed to drink a QUART of water with two teaspoons of sea salt, NOT A CUP! THAT'S WHY YOUR ASS WENT DOWN IN SHIT! LOL

wink.gif ohmy.gif huh.gif cool.gif biggrin.gif

what do I look like...a friggin ruler?? laugh.gif laugh.gif

How am I supposed to know what the hell a quart is!! tongue.gif I guess you're right cuz I drank the rest of the salt water that I had from yesterday (I added more water to fill the 18oz. cup). I just farted a couple of times and that's it. laugh.gif laugh.gif

QUOTE
hands down best thread.... sorry seelah... but that shit (I mean mess) is hilarious


laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif I better get some kind of award for this shit (I mean mess). laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
thanks bkchicalette2

QUOTE
As a child I had a messed up diet, I did not like vegetables so I was not forced to eat them. Would you believe that I did not start to eat vegetables until I was in college and I did not start drinking mad water until my early 20’s! I would only drink water when I was thirsty from playing outside from a water fountain. It’s amazing that I was able to be a relatively healthy child growing up with my non-veggies eating & non-water drinking self.


LJB...it was the same with me. I kept myself active all these years and I remember doctors telling me that it's the only reason why I'm healthy and still have teeth (don't ask).

QUOTE
SeeLah - did you not opt for senna pods instead? It is a bit 'gentler' on the system....Plus you KNOW Ultra a crazy chica...LOL


You know what WIN, I heard about senna pods but didn't know where to find them. I already had sea salts in my house (I would gargle with it after brushing my teeth). Ultra's crazy but so am I...so it was too easy to listen to her. Like she said though, it's not her fault. I just found out what a quart is (I've been drinking a quart of water all this time and didn't know it until I looked at the damn bottle). dry.gif laugh.gif

QUOTE
but a good friend of mine used to do this regularly and then got sick


Cole, that was the problem. They did it "regularly". You're supposed to do it for an extended period of time or in shorter intervals...both require breaks. Especially for women because the week before and after our periods, all kinds of things happen to our insides. If your friend is a man, he can do it for a long period of time but then has to take a break for at least the same amount of time as the duration of the fast. I may not know my metric system but gotdamnit, I know about fasting!! laugh.gif laugh.gif wink.gif

For all the West Indians out there (and otherwise, who want something more "simple"), go to this website: xango.net. I've been told by my Trini co-workers that it's the shizz. The only thing that fucks me up with it is the price. When I'm ready to clean myself after this, I'm going to split the cost with one of my co-workers.

OH yeah....I ain't putting NOTHING in my ass crack. That enema busyness can stay WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there. I don't know about no "colonic" either. As long as I ain't gotta put it up my butt. dry.gif rolleyes.gif
womeninnetworking
ROTFLMAO - Seelah, you're Guyanese - go to the west indian store and buy dem tings... dang girl!

I'll bring u some next time I hit NY....But dang girl.. drink that water! Dem sea salts vicious indeed! LOL

-- WIN
brooklynchicalette2
Seelah, I said the same thing about shit going up the ass crack til I could not go to the bathroom at all. no shitting for weeks..

The tube is tiny- but I think I must've been the funniest client thiis woman ever had. I drove her crazy.. I had to ring a bell--- when done.. I had shit turned over and looked like I 'see dead people' walking around.. tube in butt and crazy shit coming out--
ding
(me)I am hot-
(tech) turn on fan
ding
(me) when is it over
(tech) you have been on for about 5 minutes
ding
(me) I don't like this
(tech) sorry but doctors orders
ding
(me) oh oh- I think I broke it
(tech) ph34r.gif
SeeLaH
QUOTE (brooklynchicalette2 @ Oct 6 2005, 01:24 PM)
Seelah, I said the same thing about shit going up the ass crack til I could not go to the bathroom at all. no shitting for weeks..

The tube is tiny- but I think I must've been the funniest client thiis woman ever had. I drove her crazy.. I had to ring a bell--- when done.. I had shit turned over and looked like I 'see dead people' walking around.. tube in butt and crazy shit coming out--
ding
(me)I am hot-
(tech) turn on fan
ding
(me) when is it over
(tech) you have been on for about 5 minutes
ding
(me) I don't like this
(tech) sorry but doctors orders
ding
(me) oh oh- I think I broke it
(tech) ph34r.gif

lol

now WIN....I live in da Bush (Flatbush). I could go in one West Indian place, ask for the shit and they don't know what the hell I'm talking about cuz they got a different name for it. Besides, most "West Indian" stores are now owned by Koreans....like that makes it easier... huh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


BKCHICALETTE2...I don't give a rat's ass and goodgotdamn how small the tube is! The best "tube" is no tube at all...fuck that...my booty is EXIT ONLY. they would have had to give me a sedative to make me stay there and take that shit. Doctor or no!! I would have to fire Dr. Doolittle for even thinking that I would open up my butt cheeks for all that fly shit. dry.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

(girl, you should see how upset I get when I go to GYN and she sticks her finger in my butt. My doctor stands to the side now cuz the last time she did it and didn't warn me - well enough - she got punched in the chest) mad.gif
LJB
QUOTE (brooklynchicalette2 @ Oct 6 2005, 02:24 PM)
Seelah, I said the same thing about shit going up the ass crack til I could not go to the bathroom at all. no shitting for weeks..

The tube is tiny- but I think I must've been the funniest client thiis woman ever had. I drove her crazy.. I had to ring a bell--- when done.. I had shit turned over and looked like I 'see dead people' walking around.. tube in butt and crazy shit coming out--
ding
(me)I am hot-
(tech) turn on fan
ding
(me) when is it over
(tech) you have been on for about 5 minutes
ding
(me) I don't like this
(tech) sorry but doctors orders
ding
(me) oh oh- I think I broke it
(tech) ph34r.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Gurl. . . you have me screaming at my pc. Where did you go cause that is who I need to see since you broke them in cause I know that I am going to be extra special.
brooklynchicalette2
Seelah-- trust me when i tell u-- I was on the same page with you... Dr still can't do the finger test sorry- but damn, you sucka punched her in the 'cough' chest.. daaaaaaaaaamnnnnn

LJB-- I'll send you her info..


SeeLaH
QUOTE (brooklynchicalette2 @ Oct 6 2005, 02:09 PM)
Seelah-- trust me when i tell u-- I was on the same page with you... Dr still can't do the finger test sorry- but damn, you sucka punched her in the 'cough' chest.. daaaaaaaaaamnnnnn

LJB-- I'll send you her info..

it wasn't a sucka punch. She knows that she has to warn me down to the second before the finger goes in....

She tells me that she's going to do it, goes to the other side of the room, then comes back and puts her finger in my butt!! Hell to the naw! wink.gif laugh.gif


oh yeah WIN...I spoke to the Cleaning Lady (who is Bajan). She said that it's better to use the senna leaves and if you use the Senna pods, you have to take it with ginger. I then called my grandma and asked her about it. She told me off cuz I forgot about it. She told me I used to drink the leaves (as tea) when I was in Guyana. It doesn't have much of a "taste", right?
womeninnetworking
QUOTE (SeeLaH @ Oct 6 2005, 03:52 PM)
QUOTE (brooklynchicalette2 @ Oct 6 2005, 02:09 PM)
Seelah-- trust me when i tell u-- I was on the same page with you... Dr still can't do the finger test sorry-  but damn, you sucka punched her in the 'cough' chest.. daaaaaaaaaamnnnnn

LJB-- I'll send you her info..

it wasn't a sucka punch. She knows that she has to warn me down to the second before the finger goes in....

She tells me that she's going to do it, goes to the other side of the room, then comes back and puts her finger in my butt!! Hell to the naw! wink.gif laugh.gif


oh yeah WIN...I spoke to the Cleaning Lady (who is Bajan). She said that it's better to use the senna leaves and if you use the Senna pods, you have to take it with ginger. I then called my grandma and asked her about it. She told me off cuz I forgot about it. She told me I used to drink the leaves (as tea) when I was in Guyana. It doesn't have much of a "taste", right?

Your grandma is correct... the only thing u feel is the fresh release of the toxins invading your body and backside... tongue.gif

-- WIN
SeeLaH
QUOTE (womeninnetworking @ Oct 6 2005, 03:49 PM)
QUOTE (SeeLaH @ Oct 6 2005, 03:52 PM)
QUOTE (brooklynchicalette2 @ Oct 6 2005, 02:09 PM)
Seelah-- trust me when i tell u-- I was on the same page with you... Dr still can't do the finger test sorry-  but damn, you sucka punched her in the 'cough' chest.. daaaaaaaaaamnnnnn

LJB-- I'll send you her info..

it wasn't a sucka punch. She knows that she has to warn me down to the second before the finger goes in....

She tells me that she's going to do it, goes to the other side of the room, then comes back and puts her finger in my butt!! Hell to the naw! wink.gif laugh.gif


oh yeah WIN...I spoke to the Cleaning Lady (who is Bajan). She said that it's better to use the senna leaves and if you use the Senna pods, you have to take it with ginger. I then called my grandma and asked her about it. She told me off cuz I forgot about it. She told me I used to drink the leaves (as tea) when I was in Guyana. It doesn't have much of a "taste", right?

Your grandma is correct... the only thing u feel is the fresh release of the toxins invading your body and backside... tongue.gif

-- WIN

yeah, I remember now. I had to take it for a couple of days after eating some puddin and souse (if you don't know what it is, then you better ask somebody). I only had a couple of bites but I felt real sick and couldn't get it out of my system. She made me drink senna and that puddin and souse left me pretty quick. Made me sleepy though...I guess cuz it was so hot outside. laugh.gif
The Divine Miss M
i'm taking something called ParaGone right now that's a 35 day parasite cleansing. I started it on Monday and haven't seen anything disturbing yet, but i'm sure i will by the end of next week. I've noticed that I get sleepy very early and that most of the aches and pains I had last week are gone. I've cut meat and starches out and i'm mostly eating fruits and vegetables and drinking juices. I plan to start the master cleanser next monday to help with the process. i've done the master cleanser a few times, and that salt water cleansing really does work well...especially after holidays like thanksgiving and christmas when you eat whatever's not nailed to the dinner table. what i usually do is get up extra early, make the concoction and drink it down. by the time i've brushed my teeth, made up the bed and laid out my clothes, it's time to open the flood gates laugh.gif then by the time i'm ready to leave the house, things have stabilized and I can feel confident that i wont have any sudden activity. a lot of people get sick on the lemon cleanse because they try to go back to eating regular food too soon - follow the instructions in the book and you should be fine.

SeeLaH
After speaking with Froglips today (who has done the Master Cleanser), I'm going to either lay off the salt water cleansing or put about 1tsp. of sea salt. That joint is too strong and I don't like to be sore. ohmy.gif

If I were you, I would try the salt water cleanser for 3 days and then stick to the Herbal laxative tea night and morning. And Miss M...make sure you take a break between all of these cleanings. You don't want to overdoit.


Be careful. Like my mom (and cleaning lady - both Bajans) say, "just because it works for them, doesn't mean it's going to work (or work the same way) for you)!!

LARRY LOVE
those photos of the stuff coming out of folks are completely bananas.

ljb, let me know how it works for you.
SeeLaH
I'm going to create a new thread for this since I don't have beef anymore. laugh.gif
LARRY LOVE
What do you all think of this?

http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelate...ics/gastro.html
LJB
QUOTE (LARRY LOVE @ Oct 11 2005, 02:28 PM)
those photos of the stuff coming out of folks are completely bananas.

ljb, let me know how it works for you.

All I will say without getting all gross and graphic is some stuff that I’ve never seen before has come out of me. I have yet to see what is viewed in the extreme photos but this is only week 3 for me. What would help is if we saw a picture of what dude actually looks like before & after. Cause if he had a big stomach/enlarged colon packed with old food then I could understand what was going on in those extreme photos. I’m happy with the products but still adjusting to fasting since there are mental/spiritual effects as well as you are cleansing your system.
SeeLaH
QUOTE (LARRY LOVE @ Oct 11 2005, 01:45 PM)
What do you all think of this?

http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelate...ics/gastro.html

I read it. Like I said, I ain't fucking with nuttin going up my BT hole but I have no problems with fasting...you tell those millions of Muslims that fast for 30 or 40 days that they are wrong!! I know you can't. I also know a lot of Christians that fast as well.

Your mind is just as strong as your body. If you think that it works, then it's going to work, regardless of what others may say.

thanks for this post because fasting has made me realize that there are certain kinds of people in the world. There are people with weak minds/strong wills and there are people with strong minds/weak wills. We know the two extremes (strong/strong & weak/weak) but these two struck me because of my mind/body relationship.

If I didn't fast (or even talk about it), we wouldn't be building. BTW, I feel great and I ain't dead yet!! biggrin.gif

so LL, you don't believe in the power of herbs and natural healing?
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